fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed
CAPITALISM GOES AGAINST GOBLIN BELIEFS
Goblins stand for
- Mischief and
- Trickery
- Not evil
if that sewer clown makes himself an image of your worst fear before he eats you, i could kick his ass. what’s he gonna do turn into the physical manifestation of being abandoned by your closest friends? gonna turn into an ooky spooky visual representation of catastrophic failure and loss? jokes on you dumbass the only thing im afraid of is myself
Time to kick my own ass. Bitch had it coming for too long
AJR’s music has two feelings:
1. When you’re just the right amount of drunk, at a bar with your best friends, you’re young and having fun. The bass drops on the song in just the right way that your heart soars and you feel the tempo deep in your rib cage, touching your soul. You feel present and happy and full.
2. You’re sitting on the kitchen floor at 3 AM. The house is all silent, and you’ve just finished having a breakdown. The tears are still drying on your face. You’re in an existential crisis, and it feels like you’re cracking from the inside out. You feel empty and raw and your life is going nowhere. You don’t know who you really are, or what you’re doing here in this life you have. You’re so, so alone, and you feel so small and insignificant in the universe. Another tear falls down your cheek. You don’t try to wipe them away anymore.
And there’s literally no in between, to be honest.
my girlfriend wanted more than the amount of children you can adopt in skyrim so she taught herself how to mod it so that you could adopt them all, and uploaded it to a skyrim modding community so other likeminded player could utilize her code.
months later, an update was added to skyrim that was basically her code, verbatim, lifted directly from the mod, without credit or even permission. this made her so angry that she, at age seventeen, booked a flight to maryland, went to bethesda headquarters and demanded to see todd himself to yell at him.
of course, she was immediately denied this request and escorted out of the building because she was a scary six foot seventeen year old canadian lesbian who had flown all the way to yell at a man who probably had no idea her code was stolen, but she is still legitimately, 100% furious with him to this day
i fucking love her.
so in 2010 i made a facebook event for my birthday party for this year, because i thought “haha wouldnt that be funny, 2018 is forever away!”. but now it is 2018, and my birthday is in 2 days.
people have been building the hype for the past 8 years
and now im stressed cause i gotta deliver, i had 8 years to make plans and i procrastinated to the last minute. time makes fools of us all
Tune in tomorrow to find out what I came up with!